zeldathemes
  #fave    #Parks and Rec  
  #Hermione Granger    #HP  

The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

  #favorite scene to quote while drunk    #Harry Potter  
Sleepy kitten.

Sleepy kitten.

jaclcfrost:

never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time

Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster

  #spirit animal    #Ben Wyatt    #Parks and Rec  

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

fyeahbookbinding:

Magical Notebooks by Chiara Torre on Flickr.

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mukoros)

dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  #PANTS TOO LONG  
kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

  #DOCTOR PUG  

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

  #OH MY GOD    #OH    #MY    #GOD    #I CAN'T HANDLE THIS  
  #hell yeah    #but also need to finidh watching Breaking Bad  

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
  #I've reblogged this before    #but it's just so damn accurate